maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

(Source: twitter.com, via bacon-bits-in-wonderland)

meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

(via the-extremely-rad-potato-stuff)

urfriendlyneighborhoodatheist:

shake.
that.
ass for me.
shake that ass for me.

urfriendlyneighborhoodatheist:

shake.

that.

ass for me.

shake that ass for me.

(Source: sheissegal, via officialwhitegirls)

You can’t love until age 25.

honeyipwnedthekids:

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

(via the-extremely-rad-potato-stuff)

Anonymous Asked:
My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

(via hotboyproblems)

llamajun:

la-rinascente:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

ALSO, Turkish women had the right to vote before American women did.

(via miathemartian)

thesassylorax:


misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THEY’RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER THEY ARE FIGHTING THE FUCKBOYS
PAY ATTENTION TO CURRENT SKELETON ARMY EVENTS GDI

thesassylorax:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THEY’RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER THEY ARE FIGHTING THE FUCKBOYS

PAY ATTENTION TO CURRENT SKELETON ARMY EVENTS GDI

(via miathemartian)

shenanig4ns:


Halls has no chill

b y e

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

(Source: waveseason, via miathemartian)