merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

(via bacon-bits-in-wonderland)

deathvoices:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

praise thy booty

(Source: natama-men, via bacon-bits-in-wonderland)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

(via parkingstrange)

kiki-myaki:


Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

(via bacon-bits-in-wonderland)

vocaroo420:


theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

(via babysmoothfreak)

Anonymous Asked:
But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*

parkingstrange:

shavingryansprivates:

digatisdi-deactivated20140324:

Please be joking

port o’ rico

PORT O’ RICO

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(Source: adteachings, via violetquartzz)

lappel-du-videe:

i follow 564 blogs and i swear i see the same 10 on my dash all the time.